Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
All this. Yep. Done. Head-canon uploaded.
I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
D: no… just… noooooo… :’(
don’t you dare
anytime I hear of a suicide actually…
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
In order for Tumblr to change their policy…Reblog if you want the 250 post limit to be removed.
REBLOG LIKE AN ULTIMATE DIGIMON
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
nope sorry no more reblogs cause we’ve all hit POST LIMIT GODDAMMIT
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
This just had to fucking pop up on my dash, and it’s always fucking relevant so I have to reblog it.
Instantly crying at the sheer truth behind his image. This is so fucking beautiful.
And people wonder why I’m so fucking codependent.
This post explains it better than I ever could.
I’ve been seeing a ton of shit on my dash about romanticizing being codependent and stuff, so much that it almost made me want to agree, but no. People need to understand how I and many others feel when we’re alone. To be honest, not even necessarily a romantic relationship- I have a few best friends who talking to can make me forget everything and feel good about myself, about the world and about being with them.
It’s not romanticizing it. It’s just something that is.
you can debate video game consoles all you want but valve became a multimillionaire company selling digital hats and nothing is going to change that
Thanks, Rems! I had some pretty good eats!
I get off to your Dirk voice.
*Eyebrow waggling intensifies*