so my brother just tried to get me to do the dishes for him
"i will give you something," he said, "soemthing near to your heart, something you may have even loved…."
and he pulled out a can of Squirt
i laughed myself stupid and agreed just on principle
so there’s pink haired anime girl trying to avoid the first episode of her show, but what about white haired anime boy trying to avoid his oncoming death scene?
"i have nothing against lesbians as long as I can watch ;)"
i have nothing against you as long as you have a massive cactus up your ass and hungry piranhas biting your nipples